My message to the British court,
"My lord, Mr. Mallya being an indian citizen, knew the appalling conditions in Jail. We are a population of 1.25 billion people and hence we cannot keep them in 5Star hotel like conditions. Sir, since he knew how the conditions are before hand, and so he should have not cheated Indian public money and absconded to UK. Surely he sees the loop holes in British Justice system which protects such absconders. Now since he has defrauded indian public money, we would appreciate that he faces justice in India. However if the British justice system are so concerned about it, then we might suggest as follows:-
1. Please do book the Entire Taj hotel for the entire duration of his trial (with holidays leaves included) do further note that GST of 28% will be additional. This will at the cost to british exchequer.
2. If and when he is convicted, Please ensure that you have built a nice 5 star prison complex as per British standard for Mr. Mallaya on land alloted by GoI at nominal rent of say £ 10/Sq mtr per month, of course the cost of building and maintaining would be to HMG cost.
Also in order to reform our criminals, we plan to send all the criminals specially the ones with high sentences to you so that you can reform them as per your jail system, since we assume they would be reformed after they are cleared, we assume that those will be given British citizenship and their cost of living, housing etc would be taken by HMG , After all due to your observations we cannot keep the prisoners in India in our appalling conditions and so in the name of Humanity, we shall gladly be able to transfer them to you.
As a matter of fact we can send them by special flights to help you in this matter
Thank you