Funny Stuff

[_Anonymous_]

Perhaps you could open a toilet for @_Anonymous_ and flush him down it.

Can't resist your fetish for scat, eh Paddy?

 

[_Anonymous_]

Nope. Western Europe is the only open air asylum in Western Europe.

Shaw meant a mental asylum not one for illegal immigrants. So, there Paddy.

 

[BMD]

Not everybody prefers a tuber only diet whether out of choice or compulsion, Paddy.

And hardly anyone prefers food poisoning.

 

[BMD]

Shaw meant a mental asylum not one for illegal immigrants. So, there Paddy.

Is there any other kind of illegal immigrant?

 

[_Anonymous_]

And hardly anyone prefers food poisoning.

What about the famed Irish "intelligence? "

 

[_Anonymous_]

Is there any other kind of illegal immigrant?

To spell it out, he considered the Irish deranged. Intellectually challenged. Peasants. You want me to go on, Paddy.

 

[BMD]

To spell it out, he considered the Irish deranged. Intellectually challenged. Peasants. You want me to go on, Paddy.

It's a good job he never met you then.

 

[_Anonymous_]

It's a good job he never met you then.

True. He'd have cursed the Irish all the more then.



 

[nair]

Perhaps you could open a toilet for @_Anonymous_ and flush him down it.

Never mind.... Was politely asking you.... Get a room guys

 

[BMD]

Never mind.... Was politely asking you.... Get a room guys

_Anonymous_ already has a room, it has padded walls all round.

 

[_Anonymous_]

_Anonymous_ already has a room, it has padded walls all round.

Better than the open air asylum called Ireland.

Btw - congratulations on being whacked by the Pakistanis yesterday. Your women's team plays better cricket. They ought to be representing you in the WC on now.

 

[BMD]

Better than the open air asylum called Ireland.

Ireland is part of the Common Free Movement Asylum.

Btw - congratulations on being whacked by the Pakistanis yesterday. Your women's team plays better cricket. They ought to be representing you in the WC on now.

Wait, I thought I was Irish, but when England lose at cricket I'm English again?


Didn't India lose to New Zealand recently anyway?

 

[_Anonymous_]

Wait, I thought I was Irish, but when England lose at cricket I'm English again?


Didn't India lose to New Zealand recently anyway?

Aren't you an Irishman holding a British passport staying in England or Wales? So what does that make you? Mashed potatoes?Jellied eels?

It was a practice match, you fool.

 

[BMD]

Aren't you an Irishman holding a British passport staying in England or Wales? So what does that make you? Mashed potatoes?Jellied eels?

It was a practice match, you fool.

What does being a Pakistani-Chinese dual national staying in Mumbai make you?

Seems like you needed it.

 

[BMD]

 

[Gautam]

@BMD found this floating on the Internet. This for real ? 23 degrees is "scorching" ?

 

[BMD]

@BMD found this floating on the Internet. This for real ? 23 degrees is "scorching" ?

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23degC is by no means ridiculously hot even for the UK. 30+degC would be for the UK. However, what I will point out is that the UK atmosphere is not like say Arizona, where you get 40degC heat but it's dry as a bone. In the UK when it's 30degC, all that moisture from rain ends up in the air and you basically get near 100% humidity, so you tend to feel the heat more. And London is honestly terrible, the buildings absorb the heat and re-radiate it and the air pollution is probably enough to kill less fit marathon runners on its own.

 

[BMD]

 

[BMD]

 

[Parul]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1138465019421646848