Avoid combining dhansak , Salli boti and custard .One of these days you'd get colic and not just a stomach bug. Also start a girlie magazine full of Parsi babes exclusively for Parsi guys. I'm sure the rate of bachelors in your community would come down. If they still don't , which I'm certain of , at least you'd have tried . I'd add to the list later.
Why only Parsi girls Advait?
Cheers, Doc