Vladimir Putin mentioned territorial gains of 5,000 km² in Ukraine.
On the 1,250 km front line, that is an advance of 4 km in one year.
4 km/year = 10 m/day = 45 cm/hour = 0.00045 km/hour
This is the famous Russian snail that Russian propagandists keep telling us about.
Except that the speed of a snail is normally 50 m/h.
We are talking about a normal snail. Not an Olympic snail or one doped with EPO.
So a normal, healthy snail is 100 times faster than the Russian army.
We can deduce that the Russian snail is particularly sluggish, anaemic, exhausted, decrepit, depressed, malnourished, senile, and so on.
THE SECOND STRONGEST ARMY IN THE WORLD IS 100 TIMES SLOWER THAN A SNAIL.
That's not exactly the hypersonic speed they boast about.