Funny Stuff

[BMD]

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[_Anonymous_]

Lahore airport police called Imran Khan: janab dubai se 16 khawateen burkey me ayi hai, na passport dikha rahi hai ,na hi chehera dikha rahi hai, entry ki zid kar rahi hai, Kya karey?

Imran Khan : Aa gaye haramkhor, abey apni hi cricket team hai , de do entry


@safriz

 

[BMD]

 

[safriz]

Lahore airport police called Imran Khan: janab dubai se 16 khawateen burkey me ayi hai, na passport dikha rahi hai ,na hi chehera dikha rahi hai, entry ki zid kar rahi hai, Kya karey?

Imran Khan : Aa gaye haramkhor, abey apni hi cricket team hai , de do entry


@safriz

Yaar..the Cricket team did humiliate us...
I bought 12£ subscription of Hotstar tv , the on-line streaming service for the Asia cup... Its useless now.

 

[_Anonymous_]

Yaar..the Cricket team did humiliate us...
I bought 12£ subscription of Hotstar tv , the on-line streaming service for the Asia cup... Its useless now.

You have our sympathies. Let's see how well our B team performs.

 

[Superkaif]

You have our sympathies. Let's see how well our B team performs.

Seems one is lining up an excuse - even your 2nd team should bum the Bangladesh team

 

[_Anonymous_]

Seems one is lining up an excuse - even your 2nd team should bum the Bangladesh team

There aren't any excuses offered. It's officially a B team. And in an ideal world, your assumption holds good. But this is the sub continent. The only thing predictable is unpredictability.

 

[Superkaif]

There aren't any excuses offered. It's officially a B team. And in an ideal world, your assumption holds good. But this is the sub continent. The only thing predictable is unpredictability.

Agree............

BTW Where you been hiding?

 

[_Anonymous_]

Agree............

BTW Where you been hiding?

Been busy with work... Things were hectic. It's a bit calm now. For the time being.

 

[Superkaif]

Been busy with work... Things were hectic. It's a bit calm now. For the time being.

Good to have you back. Not the same without you - btw I now agree with your analysis of BDM - he is a first class knob

 

[_Anonymous_]

Good to have you back. Not the same without you - btw I now agree with your analysis of BDM - he is a first class knob

Lol. He can never be FC. His pedigree prevents it. But what finally convinced you that he's a wc knob?

 

[Superkaif]

Lol. He can never be FC. His pedigree prevents it. But what finally convinced you that he's a wc knob?

His constant racist jabs - his inability to debate in the Brexit argument without going off topic and him not respecting views that differ from his. We can’t all have the same views but respecting each other should be the norm.

 

[_Anonymous_]

My all time favourite wicket keeper. Another reason why I admire him is he's the epitome of Pak male beauty, as per PDF standards.

 

[Guynextdoor]

Colbert is pure gold always

 

[Superkaif]

My all time favourite wicket keeper. Another reason why I admire him is he's the epitome of Pak male beauty, as per PDF standards.

I’m a better keeper than that twat

 

[BMD]

Butter fingers. An 8 year-old girl could have caught that.

 

[Himanshu]

Pakistani Bureaucrat Steals Kuwaiti Delegate's Wallet

https://twitter.com/x/status/1045761625888882689

https://twitter.com/x/status/1046346213791072257

 

[_Anonymous_]

Butter fingers. An 8 year-old girl could have caught that.

In fact, the Irish make for excellent wicket keepers and fielders. They're good at catching and holding on to balls.

 

[BMD]

In fact, the Irish make for excellent wicket keepers and fielders. They're good at catching and holding on to balls.

The Indians make for excellent wickets. Just the right width and height.

 

[_Anonymous_]

The Indians make for excellent wickets. Just the right width and height.

Do reveal the punch line. We're waiting for it with bated breath.