Funny Stuff

And I thought Indians are bad at naming things.
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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery, asked the couple?

'Because I am the artist, who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.
 
_Anonymous_ said:
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

In fact', he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery, asked the couple?

'Because I am the artist, who painted the picture,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.
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Why are coal miners naked ?
Why does the one guy have pink wiener ? lipstick ? What kind of an angel of a woman would do that to a coal laced man ?
 
Simple. They are all black but the one in the middle started life as a woman but had a sex change. However, with it being _Anonymous_, he chose a white penis instead of a black one.
 
_Anonymous_ said:
@BMD
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BMD said:
Simple. They are all black but the one in the middle started life as a woman but had a sex change. However, with it being _Anonymous_, he chose a white penis instead of a black one.
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Holy s**t boys. We are transcending boundaries of race, gender and coal mining all at once. We are transforming society. We are breaking some glass ceilings. Where are our "Liberal" badges ?
 
BMD said:
Simple. They are all black but the one in the middle started life as a woman but had a sex change. However, with it being _Anonymous_, he chose a white penis instead of a black one.
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I'm flattered by your interest, Paddy. But I don't share your orientation. I'm happily married with 2 kids. I don't have my mom cursing me. The person you're looking for is @Guynextdoor . Like you he's had a history in all the parishes in Bangalore with the Fathers there. He loved being the alterboy there, for some reason, like you .If you find it strange, it was till the age of 35 , you see. Like yourself.You're free to take up your issues with him. All the best. 👍
 
_Anonymous_ said:
I'm flattered by your interest, Paddy. But I don't share your orientation. I'm happily married with 2 kids. I don't have my mom cursing me. The person you're looking for is @Guynextdoor . Like you he's had a history in all the parishes in Bangalore with the Fathers there. He loved being the alterboy there, for some reason, like you .If you find it strange, it was till the age of 35 , you see. Like yourself.You're free to take up your issues with him. All the best. 👍
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You were checking out the parishes before or after boinking Basanti....

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BMD said:
I hope the kids consented to the marriage.
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The kids followed the marriage unlike in your case where 4 decades back abortion was illegal in the RoI and you were born. I'm sure you may have served as best man to your dad when he married your mom.
 
_Anonymous_ said:
The kids followed the marriage unlike in your case where 4 decades back abortion was illegal in the RoI and you were born. I'm sure you may have served as best man to your dad when he married your mom.
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Guynextdoor has presented a picture of the bride and best man/priest at your wedding.
 
Guynextdoor said:
Of course...you're interested only if Basanti is on all fours or two legs on ground and two legs in the air....you like exotic stuff with her.
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I'm thinking that in India ramming a cow would actually be considered a religious hate crime. Kind of weird that _Anonymous_'s love is a hate crime. Perhaps he should move somewhere where they are more tolerant of man-beast relationships, like Afghanistan.
 
BMD said:
I'm thinking that in India ramming a cow would actually be considered a religious hate crime. Kind of weird that _Anonymous_'s love is a hate crime. Perhaps he should move somewhere where they are more tolerant of man-beast relationships, like Afghanistan.
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What about the UK and most of the Western world where the Irish are considered animals or beasts of burden? :LOL::LOL::LOL::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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