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A Happy Life is One
When You are NOT Searching for
DOCTORS and LAWYERS
And The Police is NOT Searching for YOU
A Happy Life is One
When You are NOT Searching for
DOCTORS and LAWYERS
And The Police is NOT Searching for YOU
But nothing to beat Keralite girls. lol. Anyday better than Jaat and Jat girls. Especially Nair girls.
I guess it's subjective. Never come across a very tall well built Keralite female before. The only exception would be P.T.Usha.Then again, I haven't met her. Just seen her on TV.
Well, you have not travelled across India and tasted its different flavours. Armed forces give you that kind of experience. Navy takes it further by making it global.
A young Arab boy asks his dad "what are you wearing on your head?"
The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body."
The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
"These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."
Son asks "what is that black tent mom and sister are wearing ?"
Father :" It's called a burkha , it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and body during a sandstorm" .
"So tell me then," added the boy.
"Yes, my son…”
"Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shit?
The father said: "Why, my son, it is a 'chechia.' In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
"And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a 'djbellah.' As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. My djbellah protects my entire body."
The son then asked: "But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on your feet?”
"These are 'babouches' my son,” the father replied. You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches keep us from burning our feet."
Son asks "what is that black tent mom and sister are wearing ?"
Father :" It's called a burkha , it helps the hot desert sand from hitting the face and body during a sandstorm" .
"So tell me then," added the boy.
"Yes, my son…”
"Why are we living in Birmingham and still wearing all this shit?
A Irish soldier from the Royal Army and a lesbian .....
An old Irish soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a cup of a coffee
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the Irish soldier and asked,
"Are you a real soldier"?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life in jungles and mountains. I've taken part in several wars and insurgencies. I've taught more than 1000 officers and several thousand troops about combat; what are you?"
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Irish soldier and asked: "are you a real soldier?"
Irishman replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I am a lesbian'.
An old Irish soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a cup of a coffee
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the Irish soldier and asked,
"Are you a real soldier"?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life in jungles and mountains. I've taken part in several wars and insurgencies. I've taught more than 1000 officers and several thousand troops about combat; what are you?"
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Irish soldier and asked: "are you a real soldier?"
Irishman replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I am a lesbian'.
Mick McGuire was setting the voice recognition password of his mobile.
A dog barked and ran away
Mick's still looking for the dog!!
A dog barked and ran away
Mick's still looking for the dog!!