Funny Stuff

Could have just written in Punjabi or Urdu, but no, where is the fun in that.

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Even today, amidst the high voltage Parliament drama, one of our honorable lawmaker is taking a nap. Seriously, what is wrong with these people ??

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I will demand that this man is captured after we dismember Pakistan and whipped on his back with lal topi holding the same pole where we hoist our National Flag on 15th August. I want to see his backside having same colour as his Topi. Seems he has become habitual of getting his backside whipped after his visit to Saudi Arabia.
 
I will demand that this man is captured after we dismember Pakistan and whipped on his back with lal topi holding the same pole where we hoist our National Flag on 15th August. I want to see his backside having same colour as his Topi. Seems he has become habitual of getting his backside whipped after his visit to Saudi Arabia.
I never thought I'll live to see this historic day ! but now I wish, I live to see this happen :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I pity them sometimes. I really do. Remember the jubilancy with which the Pakistanis were jumping up and down during IK's US visit ? US supports us now, Indian diplomacy failed and what not. It was almost similar to when CPEC was fist announced, just replace US with China. Same can be said for Saudi Arabia.

Its true what they say : "Its not Lahore, its La W-h-o-r-e"
 
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In boxing we use a term called boxing oneself to a corner. if anyone of you have done boxing, you will know what it means. let me explain.
An aggressive boxer will go all out for a knock out and in the process will not know the way he is losing the center of the ring to the opponent. Once you lose the control of the ring, your energies are wasted in running around within the ring to regain dominance as the centre of the ring gives you the ability to dominate the ring with least energy. Everytime you put your opponent on ropes gets you points. Boxing does not have duals. It is a game of bashing your opponent and getting bashed in return with raw energy. Your mind must work as per your plan to win the bout, even when you are being bashed and hammered.
This guy is now asking his army to behave like a wild boxer who does not know how the game is fought and how to win. Once you drain out energy from your opponent in first two rounds, a third round knock out is a surety. I had won all my boxing bouts in NDA on first round knock outs and still hold the record for fastest knock out in finals for Walter weight since 1985 in NDA.
 
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Every time military runs the show in pakistan they lose some thing, imran khan will now live with ignominy being associated with abandoning kashmir altogether.
Have to give it to Dhoni,
T20 Championship
Worldcup
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Now J&K.


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