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Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) (@majorgauravarya) Tweeted:
Pakistan’s official IW strategy:
1. Threaten
2. Spread fake news
3. Abuse Indian women
4. Try to hack my Twitter acc
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Pak “girl” on DM: Hey, let’s chat
Me: Sulaiman bhai, aap so jayein. Bahut raat ho gayi hai.
@vaibhav_banaras yehi “girl” hai woh Pak Army ka Havildar
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Pakistan’s official IW strategy:
1. Threaten
2. Spread fake news
3. Abuse Indian women
4. Try to hack my Twitter acc
And
Pak “girl” on DM: Hey, let’s chat
Me: Sulaiman bhai, aap so jayein. Bahut raat ho gayi hai.
@vaibhav_banaras yehi “girl” hai woh Pak Army ka Havildar
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Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) (@majorgauravarya) Tweeted:
Ekdum naya wala aaya hai direct Pak se. Lagta hai iss saal afeem ki kheti achchi hui hai. Watch the video and laugh at Pak. The world is already laughing at them...we must join in.
Pakistanis accuse me of insulting them. Do they really need me to insult them #WeekendMasala Naila Inayat नायला इनायत on Twitter (
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Ekdum naya wala aaya hai direct Pak se. Lagta hai iss saal afeem ki kheti achchi hui hai. Watch the video and laugh at Pak. The world is already laughing at them...we must join in.
Pakistanis accuse me of insulting them. Do they really need me to insult them
#WeekendMasala Naila Inayat नायला इनायत on Twitter (
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Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) (@majorgauravarya) Tweeted:
Ekdum naya wala aaya hai direct Pak se. Lagta hai iss saal afeem ki kheti achchi hui hai. Watch the video and laugh at Pak. The world is already laughing at them...we must join in.
Pakistanis accuse me of insulting them. Do they really need me to insult them
No Comments!
They don't want just our country, they want our men too.
sushant sareen (@sushantsareen) Tweeted:
Hahahahahaha the irony of the purpose of this partnership The Hindu on Twitter ( )
Hahahahahaha the irony of the purpose of this partnership The Hindu on Twitter ( )
Ever since the motor vehicles act amendment came memes have flooded the internet :
Translation from above : My dear friends, if you don't want to pay the hefty fines, quietly switch over to bicycles.
Translation from above : My dear friends, if you don't want to pay the hefty fines, quietly switch over to bicycles.
At an Irish wedding in Cork, everyone got drunk. The bride's and groom's families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting.
The next week, both families were in court.
The judge O'Hara asked, "All right now, what happened?"
Jonathan O'Donnel said "I was the best man. I should explain what happened."
"Go ahead, Jonathan. Take the stand."
He explained, "As Per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the bride Jennifer. After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a second song, and then the music kept going some more, so I danced a third song.
All of a sudden, the groom Paddy Murphy leapt over the table, ran to us, and gave the bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs!"
The shocked judge said, "By God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" replied Johnathan, "He broke three of my fockin fingers!"
The next week, both families were in court.
The judge O'Hara asked, "All right now, what happened?"
Jonathan O'Donnel said "I was the best man. I should explain what happened."
"Go ahead, Jonathan. Take the stand."
He explained, "As Per tradition, the best man got the first dance with the bride Jennifer. After I finished my first dance, the music kept playing, so I danced a second song, and then the music kept going some more, so I danced a third song.
All of a sudden, the groom Paddy Murphy leapt over the table, ran to us, and gave the bride an unmerciful kick, right between her legs!"
The shocked judge said, "By God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" replied Johnathan, "He broke three of my fockin fingers!"
If you ever doubted India's influence on the web look no further than this.
We effectively created a new word in a span of few months. And now its as good as official.
We effectively created a new word in a span of few months. And now its as good as official.
