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Shehzad Jai Hind (@Shehzad_Ind) Tweeted:
India facing such a grave economic crisis under @narendramodi that journalists at @thewire_in are able to afford meals worth ₹15,000 per meal at an upscale 5 star hotel in Delhi! Arfa Khanum Sherwani on Twitter ( )
India facing such a grave economic crisis under @narendramodi that journalists at @thewire_in are able to afford meals worth ₹15,000 per meal at an upscale 5 star hotel in Delhi! Arfa Khanum Sherwani on Twitter ( )
Today is Paddy’s girlfriend's birthday.
Paddy asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
She said: "Nothing would please me more"
So he got her Nothing.
Paddy will always be grateful to his English teacher.
Paddy asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
She said: "Nothing would please me more"
So he got her Nothing.
Paddy will always be grateful to his English teacher.
Sex in the Shower
In a survey carried out in 1984 , for a leading toiletries firm, people from Northern Ireland have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Northern Ireland's residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
@BMD
In a survey carried out in 1984 , for a leading toiletries firm, people from Northern Ireland have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Northern Ireland's residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
@BMD
In a survey, 86% of _Anonymous_'s immediate family said they had enjoyed sex, the other 14% said they hadn't been to a farm yet.
As it is rice bag toddy tappers couldn't afford cars. Even if they sold their mothers to get one.
L̶o̶n̶e̶ Crusader 2.0 
(@seriousfunnyguy) Tweeted:
Many people ask me, "How could Delhi walas vote for Kejriwal?"
I show them this video with tears in my eyes "Qutiyapa runs in our veins"
L̶o̶n̶e̶ Crusader 2.0 on Twitter (
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(@seriousfunnyguy) Tweeted:Many people ask me, "How could Delhi walas vote for Kejriwal?"
I show them this video with tears in my eyes "Qutiyapa runs in our veins"
L̶o̶n̶e̶ Crusader 2.0 on Twitter (
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Husband calls his Wife from office 
Wife: bhonko !
Husband: kabhi to thodi tameez aur izzat se baat kar liya karo.
Wife : bhonkiye !!!
Sardar, dukandaar se :
Printer ka paper dena.
Dukandaar : A4?
Sardar : A for Apple. Tu paper de bc!
Wife: bhonko !
Husband: kabhi to thodi tameez aur izzat se baat kar liya karo.
Wife : bhonkiye !!!
Sardar, dukandaar se :
Printer ka paper dena.
Dukandaar : A4?
Sardar : A for Apple. Tu paper de bc!
India Today (@IndiaToday) Tweeted:
Keeping the fitness of Pakistan team's players in mind ,Misbah-ul-Haq, the new head coach, has asked players to stay away from Biryani.
#NewsMo #Biryaniban #Vertical India Today on Twitter ( )
Thank God, Inzamaamu retired. @Arsalan123 ; @safriz
Keeping the fitness of Pakistan team's players in mind ,Misbah-ul-Haq, the new head coach, has asked players to stay away from Biryani.
#NewsMo #Biryaniban #Vertical India Today on Twitter ( )
Thank God, Inzamaamu retired. @Arsalan123 ; @safriz
