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She is indian.what do you expect from an Indian?Nandini(@NAN_DINI_) Tweeted:
Thailand: Amazing Thailand
India: Incredible India
Malaysia: Truly Asia
Australia: There's nothing like Australia
Have you ever wondered what Pakistan's tourism tag line could be?
Have a blast. It may be your last !
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@Arsalan123
Ravi Shastri: Climate change matlab?
Rohit Sharma: Barf pighal rahi hai
Ravi Shastri: Thik hai mai BOTTLE leke aata hu
Rohit Sharma: Barf pighal rahi hai
Ravi Shastri: Thik hai mai BOTTLE leke aata hu
A young junior Parsi surgeon asks his senior Parsi HOD.
“Sir, why are my Surgical Abilities not evolving.??
I don't seem to be getting better or confident at my job..!!!"
The senior Bawa patiently answers:
"Dikra, have you seen those Malayali nurses with adorable looks & great curves?"
"Yes sir.. I have..."
"And the sunlight, getting beautifully scattered back from their oiled locks..??”
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it....."
"And when they're leaning forward and dressing the patient... you must have witnessed those two different sized moons... rising above the horizon... slowly reflecting all their enormous dusky beauty..???"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon...."
"That is the problem, Ghelxxxxxa, bc..!!! You keep watching all this Chuxxxxxxi... instead of focusing on improving your surgery skills..!!!"
“Sir, why are my Surgical Abilities not evolving.??
I don't seem to be getting better or confident at my job..!!!"
The senior Bawa patiently answers:
"Dikra, have you seen those Malayali nurses with adorable looks & great curves?"
"Yes sir.. I have..."
"And the sunlight, getting beautifully scattered back from their oiled locks..??”
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it....."
"And when they're leaning forward and dressing the patient... you must have witnessed those two different sized moons... rising above the horizon... slowly reflecting all their enormous dusky beauty..???"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon...."
"That is the problem, Ghelxxxxxa, bc..!!! You keep watching all this Chuxxxxxxi... instead of focusing on improving your surgery skills..!!!"
India Today (@IndiaToday) Tweeted:
UN-designated global terrorist Hafiz Saeed was arrested on July 17
Hafiz Saeed says facing threat to life; Pakistan court allows shifting of terror financing case to Lahore ( )
@Arsalan123 ; @safriz
You guys think ISI / PA is tired of him or has he outlived his utility?
UN-designated global terrorist Hafiz Saeed was arrested on July 17
Hafiz Saeed says facing threat to life; Pakistan court allows shifting of terror financing case to Lahore ( )
@Arsalan123 ; @safriz
You guys think ISI / PA is tired of him or has he outlived his utility?
