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Burmese fishermen 'faint' after mistaking $20 million of floating crystal meth for natural deodorant

Burmese fishermen 'faint' after mistaking $20 million of floating crystal meth for natural deodorant

Sacks of crystal meth scooped from the sea by Burmese fishermen who mistook it for a deodorant substance had a street value of $20 million (£15.4m), an official said on Sunday, in a country believed to be the world's largest methamphetamine producer.

At first, they assumed it was a natural deodorant chemical known as potassium alum, which is widely used in Burma.

"So they burned it, and some of them almost fainted," he said.
 
Burmese fishermen 'faint' after mistaking $20 million of floating crystal meth for natural deodorant

Burmese fishermen 'faint' after mistaking $20 million of floating crystal meth for natural deodorant

Sacks of crystal meth scooped from the sea by Burmese fishermen who mistook it for a deodorant substance had a street value of $20 million (£15.4m), an official said on Sunday, in a country believed to be the world's largest methamphetamine producer.

At first, they assumed it was a natural deodorant chemical known as potassium alum, which is widely used in Burma.

"So they burned it, and some of them almost fainted," he said.
Potassium alum is normally used in these parts as a natural anti septic post shaving. It's merely wet in water and applied across the shaven parts. It seems clear to me that there got caught getting their kicks and peddled this theory, which simpletons lapped up and circulated for laughs, when clearly the jokes on them.

Moral of the story - never trust wily orientals.