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Borneo: Irish Tourist Savagely Raped by 400-Pound Orangutan
Can't really blame the primate if they see the Irish as one of them , can we Paddy? Somehow, I get the feeling you envy that guy who got buggered @BMD
Can't really blame the primate if they see the Irish as one of them , can we Paddy? Somehow, I get the feeling you envy that guy who got buggered @BMD
Maybe the rapist was one of your relatives after a diet.
That story perfectly illustrates the dangers of trying to shelter a savage species. The EU, Labour et al should take note.
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*Brilliant comment on the US Economy!*
Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments! :
The federal government is sending each of us a *$600 rebate.*
If we spend that money at *Wal-Mart*, the money goes to *China.*
If we spend it on *gasoline* it goes to the *Arabs.*
If we buy a *software*, it will go to *India.*
If we purchase *fruits and vegetables* it will go to *Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.*
If we purchase a *good car*, it will go to *Germany and Japan.*
If we purchase *useless crap*, it will go to *Taiwan or Korea.*
In short, *none of it* will help the *American economy.*
The *only way to keep that money here at home* is to spend it on *Guns, Prostitutes, and Beer*, since these are the *only products still produced in the US!*
Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments! :
The federal government is sending each of us a *$600 rebate.*
If we spend that money at *Wal-Mart*, the money goes to *China.*
If we spend it on *gasoline* it goes to the *Arabs.*
If we buy a *software*, it will go to *India.*
If we purchase *fruits and vegetables* it will go to *Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.*
If we purchase a *good car*, it will go to *Germany and Japan.*
If we purchase *useless crap*, it will go to *Taiwan or Korea.*
In short, *none of it* will help the *American economy.*
The *only way to keep that money here at home* is to spend it on *Guns, Prostitutes, and Beer*, since these are the *only products still produced in the US!*
*Me at the barber shop*
Barber : head masssage kar du?
Me : kar de, kaunse tel se?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : Navratna?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : isse sasta nahi hai kuchh?
Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, crude Oil ka barrel nikaalo
Barber : head masssage kar du?
Me : kar de, kaunse tel se?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : Navratna?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : isse sasta nahi hai kuchh?
Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, crude Oil ka barrel nikaalo
When Paddy was about 9 years old, his father forced Paddy to go with himself to the funeral of a friend of his father's that Paddy didn't know.
When they got there, Paddy stayed in a corner waiting for time to pass. Then a man approached Paddy and said: Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it, he passed his hand over Paddy's head and left.
Paddy's father before leaving, forced him to say goodbye to the dead person. When Paddy looked in the coffin, he was startled that the man who was talking to him when Paddy was in the corner was the same man as in the Coffin.
For several years later, Paddy was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmares and psychological disorders, he was terrified of being alone, he visited many psychologists, he didn't turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that he had to endure throughout his adolescent age.
Years later Paddy discovered something incredible that changed his life.
That dead idiot had a twin brother.
@BMD
When they got there, Paddy stayed in a corner waiting for time to pass. Then a man approached Paddy and said: Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flies, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it, he passed his hand over Paddy's head and left.
Paddy's father before leaving, forced him to say goodbye to the dead person. When Paddy looked in the coffin, he was startled that the man who was talking to him when Paddy was in the corner was the same man as in the Coffin.
For several years later, Paddy was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmares and psychological disorders, he was terrified of being alone, he visited many psychologists, he didn't turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that he had to endure throughout his adolescent age.
Years later Paddy discovered something incredible that changed his life.
That dead idiot had a twin brother.
@BMD
That's roughly on par with this:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmates.