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A Scotsman went for corona testing
The doctor Dr Paddy O'Toole told him charges are 450 £.
The Scotsman sneezed on the Dr. O'Toole's face and left
Now Dr O'Toole will get tested
If he tests negative
Scotsman tests negative. 🤣

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A Scotsman went for corona testing
The doctor Dr Paddy O'Toole told him charges are 450 £.
The Scotsman sneezed on the Dr. O'Toole's face and left
Now Dr O'Toole will get tested
If he tests negative
Scotsman tests negative. 🤣

@BMD
More likely the bill would be footed by the English taxpayer.
 
More likely the bill would be footed by the English taxpayer.
Thanks for confirming the Scots are miserly & that Irish doctors are both an oxymoron as well as likely to be on the dole like most of your ethnicity. Then you keep griping about how tax payers in UK are having their blood sucked of by Her Majesty's government & taken for a ride. It's at times like these one gets nostalgic for the Raj. Sigh!!
 
Thanks for confirming the Scots are miserly & that Irish doctors are both an oxymoron as well as likely to be on the dole like most of your ethnicity. Then you keep griping about how tax payers in UK are having their blood sucked of by Her Majesty's government & taken for a ride. It's at times like these one gets nostalgic for the Raj. Sigh!!
Man the life boats. Lord Ganpati was on vacation when you were born.
 
Man the life boats. Lord Ganpati was on vacation when you were born.
Doesn't make a whit of a difference, Paddy. I'm an agnostic. Do remember to sprinkle potassium permanganate on yourself daily . It seems Irish folk who couldn't afford to bathe daily used this cheap & effective way to keep away the flu. You can try it too. Sue me if it doesn't work.
 
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