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It was a change in global culture that led to the British leaving. You didn't 'bugger' anyone except each other and burnt widows. The Indian government even had to regulate against Sati as late as 1988.
Yup.Change in global culture . Sure. The Jerries destroyed themselves and successfully buggered you. We did so and you had flee , bag baggage and all. It was the beginning of the end of the BE - something on which the sun was supposed to shine for a 1000 years thanks to the encouraging response the English received from colonising the Irish .
 
It should be, since their average IQ is 30 points up on yours and their GDP/Capita is many dozens of times yours.
Didn't you forget to add sanitation and justify man made Famine in your post too ? Please edit it to reflect your " sensibilities" and your "intelligence".

Btw - you also have a premier of Indian origin . How come you couldn't find one of your own to fill in such a post ? Or do you prefer being led by a man with a known pedigree for lesser intelligence ? Says a lot about your lot .
 
Didn't you forget to add sanitation and justify man made Famine in your post too ? Please edit it to reflect your " sensibilities" and your "intelligence".

Btw - you also have a premier of Indian origin . How come you couldn't find one of your own to fill in such a post ? Or do you prefer being led by a man with a known pedigree for lesser intelligence ? Says a lot about your lot .
Sanitation, malnutrition, widow burning... You are in no position to lecture on intelligence that's for sure.

How come he's not still in India?
 
Yup.Change in global culture . Sure. The Jerries destroyed themselves and successfully buggered you. We did so and you had flee , bag baggage and all. It was the beginning of the end of the BE - something on which the sun was supposed to shine for a 1000 years thanks to the encouraging response the English received from colonising the Irish .
We thought it would be more amusing to watch you bugger yourselves for another 70 years instead. You even murdered the guy who led your independence movement. With a shred of late 20th century western economic management, even a relatively low $20k/Capita would have made you part of a superpower by now but with lunatics running the asylum you are where you are.
 
You must also read up more on Hindu society in the medieval era , Paddy O'Brien. Windows were prohibited from re marriage , O'Shea

Haven't I repeated myself ad nauseum , O'Toole - that you should stick to your forte and post on music , gaming , tech related stuff and your favourite dishes , McManus? Must one kill oneself dining it into skulls as naturally thick as yours that such intellectual arguments as we are conducting here are beyond your league ? It's perhaps fitting that this discussion we're having is in the Funny Section .

How many glasses of Guinness down , Finnegan ?
You had people who wanted to marry windows? Were they seeking greater transparency?
 
Sanitation, malnutrition, widow burning... You are in no position to lecture on intelligence that's for sure.

How come he's not still in India?

You left out your favourite topic - scat .

Why don't you ask him that ? And while you're at it , please make sure to mention all those points and ask him how did he manage to lead a country with an average of 30 points in IQ above his own.

While you're at it seeking enlightenment from him while bending over for him do ask him if he inherited those proclivities from his Irish half , who were known to have their kilts around their ankles for the English Lords .For a full 7 centuries .
 
We thought it would be more amusing to watch you bugger yourselves for another 70 years instead. You even murdered the guy who led your independence movement. With a shred of late 20th century western economic management, even a relatively low $20k/Capita would have made you part of a superpower by now but with lunatics running the asylum you are where you are.


Who's we ? You're Irish , you delusional schizophrenic with a British passport . You aren't the wily English or the thrifty enterprising Scotsman or the taciturn Welshman , you're the menial Irish !! That's what you are .

The Brits were in no position to hold on to their crown jewels . Pun unintended. Don't try to make a virtue out of a necessity . Left to themselves , they'd gladly be a parasite and suck out the last drop of blood for another century , if they could .

He was assassinated by a Hindu extremist . What do you mean you even murdered the guy who led your independence movement. Didn't I ask you to read up on the Freedom struggle of India before commenting on it and forcing us to bring up your heritage . Then you keep bawling that we insult the Irish & constantly run them down !

Worry about Brexit and it's fallout . We can & will take care of our lot . Do remember we've recorded 6-7% growth last year and are on target to do again this year . We'd reach our goals on our own terms and at our own pace . While the sun keeps setting on what's left on the formerly Great Britain and it's capital Londinistan. By Allah , his lads surely have you on the hop. May I recommend a few good centres teaching Arabic ? You may need them sooner than you think .That and an appreciation of Islam , the fastest growing religion in the UK with plenty of menials ( read Irish ) seeking refuge in it .
 
You had people who wanted to marry windows? Were they seeking greater transparency?
So you didn't have a counter to my post and did what someone who loses the argument usually does . Pick out typos and grammatical errors . Enjoy your Guinness , O'Donnel. And don't drink and type . It could be dangerous for your PlayStation. Run along now little one .
 
Who's we ? You're Irish , you delusional schizophrenic with a British passport . You aren't the wily English or the thrifty enterprising Scotsman or the taciturn Welshman , you're the menial Irish !! That's what you are .

The Brits were in no position to hold on to their crown jewels . Pun unintended. Don't try to make a virtue out of a necessity . Left to themselves , they'd gladly be a parasite and suck out the last drop of blood for another century , if they could .

He was assassinated by a Hindu extremist . What do you mean you even murdered the guy who led your independence movement. Didn't I ask you to read up on the Freedom struggle of India before commenting on it and forcing us to bring up your heritage . Then you keep bawling that we insult the Irish & constantly run them down !

Worry about Brexit and it's fallout . We can & will take care of our lot . Do remember we've recorded 6-7% growth last year and are on target to do again this year . We'd reach our goals on our own terms and at our own pace . While the sun keeps setting on what's left on the formerly Great Britain and it's capital Londinistan. By Allah , his lads surely have you on the hop. May I recommend a few good centres teaching Arabic ? You may need them sooner than you think .That and an appreciation of Islam , the fastest growing religion in the UK with plenty of menials ( read Irish ) seeking refuge in it .
Sucking the last drop of blood would only have led to food poisoning.

Same Hindu extremists who wanted independence.

Weeds grow faster than flowers but are seldom as beautiful or valued when all is said and done.
 
You left out your favourite topic - scat .

Why don't you ask him that ? And while you're at it , please make sure to mention all those points and ask him how did he manage to lead a country with an average of 30 points in IQ above his own.

While you're at it seeking enlightenment from him while bending over for him do ask him if he inherited those proclivities from his Irish half , who were known to have their kilts around their ankles for the English Lords .For a full 7 centuries .
It was covered under sanitation, although I could mention food hygiene too, which can often lead to uncontrollable scat.

I don't need to ask him, we all know the answer.

You seem to like discussing kilts and ankles. I get the suspicion that you are frothing at the mouth with a raging boner while typing about it.
 
Sucking the last drop of blood would only have led to food poisoning.

Same Hindu extremists who wanted independence.

Weeds grow faster than flowers but are seldom as beautiful or valued when all is said and done.
Embellish your posts with images and write ups of man made famines along with sundry statistics on how it was a regular occurrence in India and why we were better than China or better still buttress ( pun unintended ) your arguments on what these Hindu extremists were like beginning 1857 - from the Black Hole in Calcutta and the Bibighar massacre in Kanpur to its culmination in 1947. Let's get proof of what it's like read a ignoranus - neologism for ignorant + arsehole ( read Irishman , they are synonymous with each other ) .
 
It was covered under sanitation, although I could mention food hygiene too, which can often lead to uncontrollable scat.

I don't need to ask him, we all know the answer.

You seem to like discussing kilts and ankles. I get the suspicion that you are frothing at the mouth with a raging boner while typing about it.

The same food of which you're among our top 10 importers of. Bon Appetit ignoranus.

You know your abilities and your potential which is why you were wise enough to select a half Indian to do the job .

Was that a virtual pass , you perverted old fart , you ?
No thanks . I'm neither English nor Irish . I don't share your proclivities.

Now back to your Guinness and your favourite singers Boy George , George Michael and Freddie Mercury .
 
Mods can we please remove Anonymous's post from Funny Stuff and place them in a separate thread called 'Stupid Stuff'.