Funny Stuff

[_Anonymous_]

Please suggest a weekend getaway near Mumbai. Nothing fancy or luxurious. Budget is between Rs 10-15 lacs. Thanks in advance.

— The Lying Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 5, 2020

Reporting this tweet to Nirmala Sitharaman ji. #HaddHai

— Yashwant Deshmukh 🇮🇳 (@YRDeshmukh) February 5, 2020

Sir hum jahan se aate hain wahan pyaaz nahi khaate, is liye thodi savings ho gayi hain 😛

— The Lying Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 5, 2020

 

[Indx]

pakistani politician giving speech in assembly to take over kashmir and do gazwa e hind

 

[Indx]

What Indian Failed Weapon is This ?


retards(shitjammer) in the forum that shall will be not be named thinking that a tow missile is spike missile which india fired at them while in actually its tow missile that hit there own bunker.

 

[GASOLINE_ON_FIRE]

Pakistanis are retards. They have done this nonsense numerous times before too. Last time they fired an artillery round on their own villagers and inbred Pakistanis started to blame Indians before even looking at the type of shell it was. Turns out, it was pakistani. Either they fired it on their own villagers or somehow it missed the target and it landed on Pakistanis themselves. LOL. This mental gymnastics exercise is a regular feature and happens atleast once a year. Let them relish in thier own shit cause sooner or later the realization will dawn upon them and like everytime, they will shut up.

 

[_Anonymous_]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1226863441052258304

@BMD

 

[Gautam]

Mind your own fucking business. https://t.co/uYYgiPBkU2

— Pigeon_at_Delhi_international_airport (@ae_masakalli) February 10, 2020

 

[BMD]

Mind your own fucking business. https://t.co/uYYgiPBkU2

— Pigeon_at_Delhi_international_airport (@ae_masakalli) February 10, 2020

It's escaping the pandemic in China. Chinese hygiene is no longer suitable for it.

 

[BMD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1226863441052258304

@BMD

"Sorry that page does not exist"???

 

[_Anonymous_]

"Sorry that page does not exist"???

It was a man in a skirt ( kilt?) Holding up a blood stained sanitary pad with a placard which read - Men bleed too to which a wisecrack questioned - piles?

Needless to say, I immediately thought of you, Paddy. Scat , toilet humor & you are inseparable. Like Pakistan & China. Like lip & teeth & on & on & on

 

[_Anonymous_]

Perhaps the most promising opening in a textbook ever. pic.twitter.com/WLzlQkc68k

— Ash Jogalekar (@curiouswavefn) February 9, 2020

@BMD

 

[_Anonymous_]

Fuck you Hollywood pic.twitter.com/8V7mN58brs

— iffi (@iffiViews) October 11, 2019

Mexican standoff Pashtun style.

 

[_Anonymous_]

लो जी, अब्दुल मियाँ ने Happy Kiss Day कुछ इस तरह से मनाया! pic.twitter.com/LqvsMZYX6T

— Harpreet (@CestMoiz) February 12, 2020

 

[_Anonymous_]

Spent #ValentinesDay2020 evening on a flight to Bangalore. But Farheen and Sameeksha didn’t let me forget the occasion! Thanks for another good flying experience ⁦@IndiGo6E⁩ pic.twitter.com/Y10iisn2cZ

— Shashi Tharoor (@ShashiTharoor) February 14, 2020

You've got to hand it to this man. He's irrepressible.

 

[_Anonymous_]

I’m so sick of working class people complaining about not being able to afford anything.

Unless you’ve struggled to get a decent haircut, you don’t understand true oppression.pic.twitter.com/DIdjKC51V3

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) February 18, 2020

Seems Ireland is affected by an existentialist crisis again, Paddy. @BMD

 

[randomradio]

I’m so sick of working class people complaining about not being able to afford anything.

Unless you’ve struggled to get a decent haircut, you don’t understand true oppression.pic.twitter.com/DIdjKC51V3

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) February 18, 2020

Seems Ireland is affected by an existentialist crisis again, Paddy. @BMD

This is exactly like Brexit.

 

[Gautam]

Pun-dit jee, pranaam! 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/8SL0RyYGhG

— Mihir (@elmihiro) February 19, 2020

 

[STEPHEN COHEN]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1230365630483685376

 

[_Anonymous_]

Q: Sir you’ve been suspended by PCB from all form of cricket. Any comments?

A: All false are allegations. Let the investigation happen. Course will take it’s own Law. #UmarAkmalQuotes pic.twitter.com/gkpHt1ejtw

— The Lying Lama 2.0 (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 20, 2020

 

[BMD]

Black oppression continues in America.

 

[STEPHEN COHEN]

😭😂😭 #INDvNZ pic.twitter.com/ozAoNEgECw

— Tweeting Quarantino (@rohitadhikari92) February 23, 2020