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Well, Paddy! Apparently somebody decided to conduct a survey on the most despised ethnoreligious group in Birmingham. To everyone's surprise, including the Pakistanis out there, the Irish / Romani ( Gypsies) topped the list comfortably beating the Pakistanis to second place.

Why exactly were the Irish clubbed with the Gypsies is beyond me. Perhaps both elicited similar reactions from the respondents during the survey given the fact that both are of equal nuisance value, hence were clubbed together .

Trust a Pakistani American to post this information on Twitter as much with a sense of relief as joy & triumph.

So while you keep simping for UK & pretend to feel "British " ( suddenly this term feel acquires a sinister connotation given the survey's results) , none of your countrymen share that sentiment. Clearly you have failed to be assimilated irrespective of what you think or more to the point what you post here.

Before you latch on to the fact that this sample represents only the views of Birmingham , pls check for demographics there especially on the Pakistani : Irish : other White British ratio. I'm sure the rest of the country would report similar findings. @BMD
 
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Think about this @Picdelamirand-oil ...

If @WHOHE were not to see this video & just see a man like figure flying across high in the sky & performing all those acrobatics while whohe & his fellow bums of the resident trailer park fighter enthusiasts association were busy gazing at the sky high on weed, what would we have to suffer here?

The least problematic would be a thread with posts running into several pages by whohe aggressively arguing on how DARPA & skunk works have come up with a flying contraption for the ordinary infantrman a la Ironman.

There's an ancient fable on this phenomenon out here. It goes by the title of The Elephant & The Blind Men. Can't expect whohe to be familiar with it.
 
This is by far the best joke I read in a while. 😂😂

Health secretary in a briefing to President Joe Biden "the Irishman ": "Sir, in NYC, 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus"

Biden is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes swell up. He is unable to speak.

Health secretary is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect him so badly.

After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Biden asks "So, just how many millions are there in *one tamillion?*"

@BMD
 
Paddy : What’s the Wi-Fi password?

Bartender : You need to buy a drink first.

Paddy : OK, I’ll have a Coke.

Bartender : Three dollars.

Paddy : There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?

Bartender : “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase