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A sexy blonde at a Casino in Dublin, seemed a little intoxicated
She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice.
She said - "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude".
With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled - "come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "yes yes, I won.....I won...."
She hugged each Irish dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked - "What number rolled on the dice?"
The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
- not all blondes are dumb
- but all Irishmen are Irishmen
A sexy blonde at a Casino in Dublin, seemed a little intoxicated
She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice.
She said - "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude".
With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled - "come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "yes yes, I won.....I won...."
She hugged each Irish dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked - "What number rolled on the dice?"
The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
- not all blondes are dumb
- but all Irishmen are Irishmen
All this is a direct result of this ...I'm amazed you can retain your balance and type on your phone at the same time. I mean seriously, you're probably walking around with half a turd still hanging out of your unwashed backside whilst making fun of the Irish. Even the rats laugh at you.
Amal, Anonymous and Aravind pictured below.
Timeline of major famines in India during British rule - Wikipedia
The East India Company: The original corporate raiders | William Dalrymple
Now to come to the important part. Do you know why was India one of the richest countries in the world ? It's coz the land here is very fertile . Do you know why it was so ? Well , apparently now you do . It's one of our best kept secrets.
But do you know that The formerly "Great" Britain is one of the top 10 importers of our food products viz - animals , vegetables and fruits apart from horticultural items. So , every time you tuck in that biriyani in a balti restaurant or a chicken tikka , you know where it comes from ? Bon appetit .
India Trade Statistics | WITS
But the hunger problems never stopped when Britain left and still haven't stopped now. We have enough to trade for any food we need and as regards the fertilisation of Indian land, it's probably all the decomposing human carcasses returning nutrients to the earth.All this is a direct result of this ...
Timeline of major famines in India during British rule - Wikipedia
The East India Company: The original corporate raiders | William Dalrymple
Now to come to the important part. Do you know why was India one of the richest countries in the world ? It's coz the land here is very fertile . Do you know why it was so ? Well , apparently now you do . It's one of our best kept secrets.
But do you know that The formerly "Great" Britain is one of the top 10 importers of our food products viz - animals , vegetables and fruits apart from horticultural items. So , every time you tuck in that biriyani in a balti restaurant or a chicken tikka , you know where it comes from ? Bon appetit .
India Trade Statistics | WITS
Where is the weather reporter with weather reports? whats happening why is it so calm? does anyone know anything interesting thunderstorm heading our way? @STEPHEN COHEN @randomradio @RATHORE @_Anonymous_ @anyone
Well, it started raining today. But the thunderstorm for this year will begin on the 15th.
I still don't know how my real questions always bounce off you.
The elections will begin with rains, 'cause it's been raining all night here. And it will start getting really intense during the counting day, the 15th.
I still don't know how my real questions always bounce off you.
Right now, the only good news is HAL selected ELTA for LCA's new AESA radar.
Not interested until we plan on actually use it.
The idea is to not use it.
You should be asking @vstol Jockey this question. I believe he's already answered you . The weather should get unusually warm September onwards. I think @Aashish should fill in the details. As it is , it's his blog and he's been absconding since a long time.
103 passengers and only 40 meals was loaded on a Belfast to Dublin Aer Lingus flight.
As usual the airline bungled ( what did you expect with "Aer Lingus"), and the crew is in a fix. However, one Scottish flight attendant has an idea.
About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announces - "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."
When the passengers - all of whom were Irish's , muttering had died down she continued -
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight."
Her next announcement came half an hour later , when the liquor stock was exhausted -
"If anyone wants to change their mind we still have 40 dinners available."
As usual the airline bungled ( what did you expect with "Aer Lingus"), and the crew is in a fix. However, one Scottish flight attendant has an idea.
About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announces - "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners."
When the passengers - all of whom were Irish's , muttering had died down she continued -
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/her meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight."
Her next announcement came half an hour later , when the liquor stock was exhausted -
"If anyone wants to change their mind we still have 40 dinners available."
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