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_Anonymous_ said:
Limerick.

Come all ye fair young maidens, harken unto me!
Never trust a cricketer,
whoever he may be.

Randier than a sailor
who's been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer's hand
an inch above your knee.

First let's take the paceman,
pure speed from first to last,
My darlings do be careful;
his balls are hard and fast.

Then there's the medium pacer,
his balls swing either way;
He's really most persistent
and can keep it up all day!

Watch out for the off-spinner girls, another awkward chap.
If you leave him half an opening,
he will slip one through the gap!

Then there's the wily 'slowy',
pure cunning is his strength;
He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.

So ladies, do be careful,
your mothers would agree.
Never trust a cricketer,
whoever he may be.

And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!
He has only one ambition,
to spend all day at the crease.

The number three is a dasher,
he seldom prods and pokes.
When he goes into action,
he has a fine array of strokes..

And do beware the slogger,
not content with one or two;
When he arrives at the crease
then only six will do.

Then there's the real stonewaller.
Girls! he knows what he's about;
And if you let him settle in,
it's hard to get him out!

We come now to the last man,
I hope this will not shock,
He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.

So, darlings, do be careful,
and be well warned by me:
Never trust a cricketer,
whoever he may be.

And watch the wicketkeeper.
Girls! he's full of flair and dash;
And if you raise your heel,
he'll whip them off in a flash.

If you take the field with the capt'n, you had better know the score;
Or he'll have you in positions
that you never knew before!

The cricket commentator
is a nasty sort of bloke,
He watches all the action
and describes it stroke by stroke.

Even the kindly umpire,
who looks as friendly as a pup;
You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up!

So, darlings, please remember
and repeat it after me:
“NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!!!!!”
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this is the only Limerick i know of

 
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@_Anonymous_

Continuing from the post you made to me yesterday - i thought it more prudent to post on here.
Thanks for a brief synopsis of members relationship on previous forums.....

What i dont get is why Indians even venture onto a forum like PDF. You chaps are treated poorly and the whole ethos of the owner of that site is to breed nature and spread hatred and prosper when people attempt to defend their nation etc. Pakistan and India people (taking away religion) suffer from similar issues - yet that site simply pours petrol on peoples emotions and create hatred.
If you guys stopped visiting that site and posting - the site would simply be half the site this place is. There is limited intellect on it and would be drained of its magnetic pull it has.
This site has a member that has a title "counter terrorism expert". FFS a bloke that is a shit accounts clerk in Slough - has a title suggesting he is some sort of expert in terrorism? Give me a break - i spoken to Irfan Baloch - and was shocked as he struggles to join 2 sentences together.
Then we have a retard serving in a off licence in Scotland selling alcohol (like a good Muslim) trolling and making out he is an Aviation expert. Trust me windjammer is nothing more than a failure in his real life and looks upon this forum as a means of being something that he can never be in real life.

Just my 2 cents - make this site great and your home - forget that shite and what went on their - this site will prosper. Peace.
 
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Superkaif said:
@_Anonymous_

Continuing from the post you made to me yesterday - i thought it more prudent to post on here.
Thanks for a brief synopsis of members relationship on previous forums.....

What i dont get is why Indians even venture onto a forum like PDF. You chaps are treated poorly and the whole ethos of the owner of that site is to breed nature and spread hatred and prosper when people attempt to defend their nation etc. Pakistan and India people (taking away religion) suffer from similar issues - yet that site simply pours petrol on peoples emotions and create hatred.
If you guys stopped visiting that site and posting - the site would simply be half the site this place is. There is limited intellect on it and would be drained of its magnetic pull it has.
This site has a member that has a title "counter terrorism expert". FFS a bloke that is a shit accounts clerk in Slough - has a title suggesting he is some sort of expert in terrorism? Give me a break - i spoken to Irfan Baloch - and was shocked as he struggles to join 2 sentences together.
Then we have a retard serving in a off licence in Scotland selling alcohol (like a good Muslim) trolling and making out he is an Aviation expert. Trust me windjammer is nothing more than a failure in his real life and looks upon this forum as a means of being something that he can never be in real life.

Just my 2 cents - make this site great and your home - forget that shite and what went on their - this site will prosper. Peace.
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Takes a lot to speak the truth. Even more when its against your own nationals. Kudos to you.

@NRJ @Ironhide @Bharath @Shajida Khan @Shashank @bonobashi @Parul @RATHORE @STEPHEN COHEN @Infowarrior @maravan91 @Srinivas @Aravind
 
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Arvind said:
Takes a lot to speak the truth. Even more when its against your own nationalities. Kudos to you.

@NRJ @Ironhide @Bharath @Shajida Khan @Shashank @bonobashi @Parul @RATHORE @STEPHEN COHEN @Infowarrior @maravan91 @Srinivas @Aravind
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To be honest i dont see it against my nation.
Its common sense. He knows that we are a very passionate pair of nations and will defend even the mistakes made by our nations resulting in heated discussions with him ultimately being the winner. Naturally Pakistanis will get protected on their more than Indians.
My approach is really to leave that (what Donald would describe as) shithole their and focus on here. Allow others to have an opinion and counter them if you disagree in a passionate not respectful manner resulting in a great place to post.
You know by me merely posting on here has really wound some up on their - think about that and realize you guys may have something unique on here. ;)
 
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Parul said:
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

https://twitter.com/x/status/958193739096317952
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Superkaif said:
@_Anonymous_

Continuing from the post you made to me yesterday - i thought it more prudent to post on here.
Thanks for a brief synopsis of members relationship on previous forums.....

What i dont get is why Indians even venture onto a forum like PDF. You chaps are treated poorly and the whole ethos of the owner of that site is to breed nature and spread hatred and prosper when people attempt to defend their nation etc. Pakistan and India people (taking away religion) suffer from similar issues - yet that site simply pours petrol on peoples emotions and create hatred.
If you guys stopped visiting that site and posting - the site would simply be half the site this place is. There is limited intellect on it and would be drained of its magnetic pull it has.
This site has a member that has a title "counter terrorism expert". FFS a bloke that is a shit accounts clerk in Slough - has a title suggesting he is some sort of expert in terrorism? Give me a break - i spoken to Irfan Baloch - and was shocked as he struggles to join 2 sentences together.
Then we have a retard serving in a off licence in Scotland selling alcohol (like a good Muslim) trolling and making out he is an Aviation expert. Trust me windjammer is nothing more than a failure in his real life and looks upon this forum as a means of being something that he can never be in real life.

Just my 2 cents - make this site great and your home - forget that shite and what went on their - this site will prosper. Peace.
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I'd been warned about windy (by someone I think is one of the best there, next to Niaz, perhaps), but never guessed about Irfan Baloch. Quite an eye-opener.
 
bonobashi said:
I'd been warned about windy (by someone I think is one of the best there, next to Niaz, perhaps), but never guessed about Irfan Baloch. Quite an eye-opener.
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I havent been on their for years.

I remember when he was a mere mod - he logged onto my account to put a post up on the think tank private section - to promote how good his brother was and should be promoted to think tank status - Shows how far some people will go to get a made up "title". I guess on the forum world some people can pretend to be something they will never be in real life.
Peace.....
 
Superkaif said:
I havent been on their for years.

I remember when he was a mere mod - he logged onto my account to put a post up on the think tank private section - to promote how good his brother was and should be promoted to think tank status - Shows how far some people will go to get a made up "title". I guess on the forum world some people can pretend to be something they will never be in real life.
Peace.....
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He has a brother???
 
nair said:
He cannot access the password, unless he has access to admin panel.......
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He accessed my account - it was about 5 years ago - then he came onto the forum we ran that @Arvind used to be on and admitted to his "mistake".
I was using him as an example of the kind of characters exist on the internet - especially on their.
To continue going on their gives these characters oxygen to vent and fuel their internet life.
 
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Superkaif said:
He accessed my account - it was about 5 years ago - then he came onto the forum we ran that @Arvind used to be on and admitted to his "mistake".
I was using him as an example of the kind of characters exist on the internet - especially on their.
To continue going on their gives these characters oxygen to vent and fuel their internet life.
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Point taken. In multiple iterations.
 
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