Maybe you should allow more immigration . Take a leaf out of the French playbook . In the composition of your team , particularly.And even drunk they don't riot as much as the French youth.
As an aside , it's a wonder the Irish haven't taken to football given their passion for menial labour .
But as an Irish friend pointed out , everytime they boot the ball they feel an uncontrollable urge to handle it . Hence , rugby & their success in the US in AFL.