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Trauma is not saying Amit Shah will become Defence min....it is saying Ajit Doval to become Dy Prime Minister....
In case you didn't notice, no Dy PM ever became the PM. Now do you prefer Shah or Doval as Dy PM?Trauma is not saying Amit Shah will become Defence min....it is saying Ajit Doval to become Dy Prime Minister....
भोजपुरी भाषा की विशेषता!
एक शब्द सारे मायने बदल देता है नमूना देखें -
1- के मारी?
2- केके मारी?
3- के केके मारी?
4- केके केके मारी?
5- के केके केके मारी?
6- केके केके के के मारी? ----
भावार्थ ---
*1- कौन मारेगा 'मुझे' (अथवा, यथा सन्दर्भ- 'मेरे साथी को' )*
*2- किसको मारूं?*
*3- किसने किसको मारा? (Enquiry का भाव)*
*4- किसको किसको मारूं? ( ललकार का भाव)*
*5- कौन किसको किसको मारेगा? (Strategy, planning)*
*6- किसको किसको कौन कौन मारेगा ?*
जय भोजपुरी
@Arvind , Pleej notwaa
एक शब्द सारे मायने बदल देता है नमूना देखें -
1- के मारी?
2- केके मारी?
3- के केके मारी?
4- केके केके मारी?
5- के केके केके मारी?
6- केके केके के के मारी? ----
भावार्थ ---
*1- कौन मारेगा 'मुझे' (अथवा, यथा सन्दर्भ- 'मेरे साथी को' )*
*2- किसको मारूं?*
*3- किसने किसको मारा? (Enquiry का भाव)*
*4- किसको किसको मारूं? ( ललकार का भाव)*
*5- कौन किसको किसको मारेगा? (Strategy, planning)*
*6- किसको किसको कौन कौन मारेगा ?*
जय भोजपुरी
@Arvind , Pleej notwaa
Thanks to @Amal, found something really funny over at the NASA Spaceflight forum, didn't know where else to post it...not worth starting a thread though:
ASAT Test by India, March 27, 2019 (05:39 UTC)
For those of you that don't get what's funny...the Aster-30 has a maximum altitude of about 20 kms. If one happens to find a satellite at that altitude, there's no need to shoot at it - because it would already be falling.
Not aware of the altitude of the Aster 30 Block 2 (BMD) variant, likely it will be slightly more. But considering it would have to fit into the same Sylver VLS cells, it can't be radically different and/or bigger.
For a typical LEO interception with an existing Western SAM system, something in the league of the RIM-161 SM-3 would be needed. This was the system used in the US' 2008 ASAT test.
Operation Burnt Frost - Wikipedia
ASAT Test by India, March 27, 2019 (05:39 UTC)
For those of you that don't get what's funny...the Aster-30 has a maximum altitude of about 20 kms. If one happens to find a satellite at that altitude, there's no need to shoot at it - because it would already be falling.
Not aware of the altitude of the Aster 30 Block 2 (BMD) variant, likely it will be slightly more. But considering it would have to fit into the same Sylver VLS cells, it can't be radically different and/or bigger.
For a typical LEO interception with an existing Western SAM system, something in the league of the RIM-161 SM-3 would be needed. This was the system used in the US' 2008 ASAT test.
Operation Burnt Frost - Wikipedia
The ASM-135 shot a satellite down 34 years ago.
I think the guy mentioning the Aster-30 was high though. The maximum altitude is actually 30km (not 20km), but the maximum target speed is strictly SRBM territory.
भोजपुरी भाषा की विशेषता!
एक शब्द सारे मायने बदल देता है नमूना देखें -
1- के मारी?
2- केके मारी?
3- के केके मारी?
4- केके केके मारी?
5- के केके केके मारी?
6- केके केके के के मारी? ----
भावार्थ ---
*1- कौन मारेगा 'मुझे' (अथवा, यथा सन्दर्भ- 'मेरे साथी को' )*
*2- किसको मारूं?*
*3- किसने किसको मारा? (Enquiry का भाव)*
*4- किसको किसको मारूं? ( ललकार का भाव)*
*5- कौन किसको किसको मारेगा? (Strategy, planning)*
*6- किसको किसको कौन कौन मारेगा ?*
जय भोजपुरी
@Arvind , Pleej notwaa
Me not bhojpuriya....from western UP, native is Brajbhasha.
Anyways noted though.
Khadiboli.Me not bhojpuriya....from western UP, native is Brajbhasha.
Anyways noted though.
The Aster would burn up about half its fuel just getting to the point where an ASM-135 would typically launch from (~40,000ft, released from an F-15 flying almost vertically @ nearly Mach 1). And the flight till that point would be the most demanding part (from a propulsion standpoint).
The performance difference wouldn't be as impressive were the ASM-135 to be launched from ground/ship. Even if it were to retain enough power to reach about 200-odd kms (where the SM-3 blew up USA-193), which is doubtful in of itself (most likely not possible), I doubt it would retain enough energy to throw the KKV (ASM-135 would probably have used an A-bomb payload back in the day, but those aren't used nowadays) into a reliable interception path.
From what I can gather, the target satellite in the recent Indian test was travelling at a relative Mach 26+.
Conor McGregor deletes tweet calling Khabib's Muslim wife a towel
Conor McGregor deletes tweet calling Khabib's Muslim wife a towel
Jason Owens
Yahoo SportsApr 3, 2019, 7:23 AM
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Conor McGregor's latest outburst includes what looks like an Islamophobic jab at Khabib's wife. (AP)
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Conor McGregor is not shy about late-night tweets.
But on Tuesday he appeared to regret one.
After commencing with a trolling tirade of Paulie Malignaggi, the allegedly retired McGregor put nemesis Khabib Nurmagomedov in his sights along with Khabib’s wife.
Khabib: McGregor acts like ‘jealous wife’
Earlier in the day, Khabib said while speaking at a Moscow university that “Conor acts like a jealous wife, who says 'I will leave' all the time but then comes back.”
Khabib’s comment addressed the speculation that McGregor, who claims to be retired, fully intends to fight again.
McGregor responded to Khabib’s taunt with an attack on Khabib’s Muslim wife using images from the couple’s wedding.
McGregor calls Khabib’s wife a towel
Commenting on the Islamic garb worn by Khabib’s wife during the ceremony, McGregor wrote “Your wife is a towel mate.”
The tweet didn’t survive. Shortly after McGregor posted it, the tweet was deleted from his account. One can only assume that McGregor or somebody in his camp realized the Islamophobic tone of the tweet and decided it was best to take it down.
But, as always, the internet is forever. And there are screenshots:
View photos
Twitter/@TheNotoriousMMA
MoreHistory of personal attacks
Khabib’s submission win over McGregor at UFC 229 in October was notable more for the post-fight brawl that ensued than the action in the Octagon.
Khabib felt animosity toward McGregor after a fight promotion that included a deluge of personal attacks aimed at Khabib, and he acted on it even when the fight was won.
So this is nothing new for McGregor.
As for McGregor’s supposed retirement, the former UFC champion appeared to lift the facade on that idea in another Tuesday tweet alluding to a “rematch” with Khabib.
Conor McGregor✔@TheNotoriousMMA
Don’t be scared of the rematch you little scurrying rat.
You will do what you are told like you always do.
52.1K3:21 AM - Apr 3, 2019Twitter Ads info and privacy9,838 people are talking about this
It’s all just another day in the world of McGregor, who is facing a robbery charge in Florida and is the subject of a sexual assault investigation in Ireland.
Tuesday’s Twitter post won’t prompt any criminal charges against McGregor. But that’s the best thing that can be said for it.
Conor McGregor deletes tweet calling Khabib's Muslim wife a towel
Jason Owens
Yahoo SportsApr 3, 2019, 7:23 AM
View photos
Conor McGregor's latest outburst includes what looks like an Islamophobic jab at Khabib's wife. (AP)
More
Conor McGregor is not shy about late-night tweets.
But on Tuesday he appeared to regret one.
After commencing with a trolling tirade of Paulie Malignaggi, the allegedly retired McGregor put nemesis Khabib Nurmagomedov in his sights along with Khabib’s wife.
Khabib: McGregor acts like ‘jealous wife’
Earlier in the day, Khabib said while speaking at a Moscow university that “Conor acts like a jealous wife, who says 'I will leave' all the time but then comes back.”
Khabib’s comment addressed the speculation that McGregor, who claims to be retired, fully intends to fight again.
McGregor responded to Khabib’s taunt with an attack on Khabib’s Muslim wife using images from the couple’s wedding.
McGregor calls Khabib’s wife a towel
Commenting on the Islamic garb worn by Khabib’s wife during the ceremony, McGregor wrote “Your wife is a towel mate.”
The tweet didn’t survive. Shortly after McGregor posted it, the tweet was deleted from his account. One can only assume that McGregor or somebody in his camp realized the Islamophobic tone of the tweet and decided it was best to take it down.
But, as always, the internet is forever. And there are screenshots:
View photos
Twitter/@TheNotoriousMMA
MoreHistory of personal attacks
Khabib’s submission win over McGregor at UFC 229 in October was notable more for the post-fight brawl that ensued than the action in the Octagon.
Khabib felt animosity toward McGregor after a fight promotion that included a deluge of personal attacks aimed at Khabib, and he acted on it even when the fight was won.
So this is nothing new for McGregor.
As for McGregor’s supposed retirement, the former UFC champion appeared to lift the facade on that idea in another Tuesday tweet alluding to a “rematch” with Khabib.
Conor McGregor✔@TheNotoriousMMADon’t be scared of the rematch you little scurrying rat.
You will do what you are told like you always do.
52.1K3:21 AM - Apr 3, 2019Twitter Ads info and privacy
It’s all just another day in the world of McGregor, who is facing a robbery charge in Florida and is the subject of a sexual assault investigation in Ireland.
Tuesday’s Twitter post won’t prompt any criminal charges against McGregor. But that’s the best thing that can be said for it.