Funny Stuff

Dr Paddy O'Brien had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Paddy, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Paddy."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:





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Paddy.....
Paddy.....
Paddy, you sick *censored*.


You're a vet, mofo....


@BMD
 
BMD said:
Was that a joke or a page from your diary?
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I'm glad you asked. It's a forward by an ex colleague & good friend of mine. A Brian Murphy all the way from Cork. In fact all the Irish jokes I post here are courtesy Brian. He maintains the Irish are a very sporting lot and come up with most of these jokes themselves based on real life incidents. Nobody loves Irish jokes better than the Irish. Then there's the sad case of yourself. A real sourpuss and a running joke in spite of it.
 
_Anonymous_ said:
What's the matter, Paddy? Reliving your childhood again or you just caught on to those jokes in your middle age?
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What strikes me is how similar it all sounds to Jeremy Corbyn's proposals. Along with the fact that he actually introduced tuition fees for higher education, which wasn't in his manifesto.
 
BMD said:
What strikes me is how similar it all sounds to Jeremy Corbyn's proposals. Along with the fact that he actually introduced tuition fees for higher education, which wasn't in his manifesto.
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Corbyn is as pathetic as Kinnock and that's actually insulting to Kinnock.
 
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