Sir.
I abhor any reference to peasants. You are one who has been called leftist and here you are insulting the proletariat. Are you sure you are a left leaning liberal, who are often maligned for justifiable and unjustifiable reason?
I'm afraid you have found me out, and called me to account very effectively. I am not now, and I never was a leftist. Liberals are not leftist; they are rightists masquerading in disguise to sow confusion in the ranks of the ultra-rightists, and that is why, because of the relative positioning, we seem to be leftists. It's all a matter of perspective.
I am an agent for the Swatantra Party. Our party had decided at that time (for security reasons, I can neither identify the time exactly nor the place exactly) to put all its leaders to hibernate under chemically suitable conditions until awakened by chemical combustion applied by a heroic figure of the opposite sex. The time has come and I am about to set out on my multi-leg, (meaning many segments, and not meaning the ultimate peepshow) air trip to wake up all my absent leaders with the help of an agent, two agents, one for the holding down of the leader, one to administer the antidote.
I say justifiable as D Raja is one who actually is an abhorrence to a Left ideology with his claiming that caste considerations are a part of Indian elections (true) and supporting Rahul Gandhi's raising of the same in recently concluded elections in Gujarat.
Raja, like me, was asked to infiltrate the CPI. you will notice our ages are identical. He did a brilliant job, and is rumoured to have been selected to destroy a few, identified caste-based parties. In spite of your threat to extract my teeth without local anaesthetic, a singularly futile threat due to my lack of teeth, I must refuse to give you any clue to these parties. At best, I can say that he is learning wrestling.
Unjustifiable in certain cases as the criticism loses teeth in face of the academic credentials of those criticizing, leading me to suspect a case of jealousy/lack of self confidence more than anything else.
Sir, I regret to say that you have not understood the quintessential nature of our polity. The academic credentials of those criticising automatically entitle them to leadership positions in online defence fora posing as fascists affiliated to the one great organisation in the sky. It is not an intellectually challenging role. Once they have qualified there, and our agents are trained to a hair, even more, sometimes, they are trained to a moustache, they are moved up to social media, to send in false flag tweets against Mohammed Kaif, thereby preparing a climate of opinion for him and against his critics. From there, their onward progress is clearly defined. I am unable to tell you where our agents are, but you probably see them every evening, informing people that India wants to know. Over a period of time, we know that even the pure right will be revolted and shift uneasily to the left, a bit, and we shall be waiting.
I hope you have noticed my own contributions to the cause. Considering my character and temperament, my instructions have been to exude a thick air of arrogance and condescension, and, if possible, do some overly moral grandstanding, so that people from Administrator up are revolted and join the Extreme Right. There, of course, they are easy pickings for our recruiters for the Swatantra Party.
In view of my frank confession, I may kindly be permitted bail to go and see Star Wars: The Last Jedi.