Not a fan of alternate history, Paddy. So save it for what would've happened if the British never ever came to India. I'm betting you'd be slogging it out in some potato field trying to make ends meet with your pants below your waist ( apparently that's how the designers got their inspiration for low waist trousers. From the Irish. ) waiting to oblige your landlords.Not really, but sadly you'd only realise that if Bose had actually succeeded and millions of you were executed deliberately, not for an uprising but just because. Stalin was all friendly with Hitler too, until they invaded half of Russia.
You're a bloody collaborator. All descendants of those who served in the Royal Irish Constabulary. Why should I take your word? You're a Catholic. Congratulations. So was Hitler. Guess that's how the IRA identified with German interests and did what they did in Britain then.No one would support collaboration with the Nazis. I'm from a Catholic family and none of them do.
Of course very few Indians reach old age, maybe you're jealous. Now go bath in the Ganges. Face-down preferably.
Average life expectancy is 68-72 years out here Paddy. And we bathe daily. Unlike you. Actually all those who bathe in the Ganges dive down, in case you aren't aware. That didn't prevent the British from canning Ganges waters during their sea voyages to Britain. Must be something about Indian shit, Paddy. Britain and Ireland are among our biggest consumers of organic food. Bon Appetit, Paddy.
Still can't figure out how they stack up shit as high as you .Why, are you going to do that joke from Full Metal Jacket Mr. Coowtappinson?