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Superkaif said:
Didn’t watch but heard the result. Useless ganduuz
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When I switched on TV, Pak was 7 down. Still should have won but lost.

But that should be good. Some spice added to series. I was wishing for West Indies defeating India a match or two. They did in ODIs.
 
Arvind said:
When I switched on TV, Pak was 7 down. Still should have won but lost.

But that should be good. Some spice added to series. I was wishing for West Indies defeating India a match or two. They did in ODIs.
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They should have walked it. Pakistan’s batting is fragile. Not strong enough - lightweight
 
Cat Shannon said:
About PDF, does any other member here get tortured and harassed physically and psychologically by indian security agencies, namely the IB, the intelligence bureau for posting on PDF ?

they do to me.

Anybody else ?

what do you guys propose that I am stopped from this harassment by indian security agencies ?

how do you go about fighting the intelligence bureau and the indian government for harassing you unnecessarily and controling your body through electromagnetic ways of torture ? can anyone help ? I will provide every possible information to stop this.

I have written to the prime ministers office, the national intelligence bureau and all the news channels.

They are controlling my mobile phone and my computer from which I am typing right now and they run a pulse through my body 24 hours a day.

all this ?

cause I am posting on PDF.

does this happen to anyone else too ?

I tried to post a topic on PDF on this, but right at that moment, my internet connection goes off. every single time.

How do you contact the ISI sitting here in India ? I would like to give all my information to ISI. please contact me, ISI.
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Its beyond RAW ISI and CIA capabilities. I'm suspecting Aliens. Probably Martians. We sent rovers there, they seem to be pissed.
 
Cat Shannon said:
dude, delete my earlier posts. i can't seem to delete them. this is not really a joke. so, please...just humor me...you have to understand there is no where else i can draw attention of the proper authority. i am being harassed. so please, humor me, this has served it's purpose. delete this shit.

leave me alone, stop tormenting me, whoever you are. i don't want to have anything to do with you. but i also do not need your certificate in my life. keep it.
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I am IB. Grandfather one.
 
Cat Shannon said:
details about my computer :

Name: Ethernet
Description: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller
Physical address (MAC): b0:6e:bf:d3:8f:42
Status: Operational
Maximum transmission unit: 1500
Link speed (Receive/Transmit): 100/100 (Mbps)
DHCP enabled: No
IPv4 address: 10.10.94.184/26
IPv6 address: fe80::28a6:9621:4383:5e51%6/64
Default gateway: fe80::1%6, 10.10.94.129
DNS servers: 10.10.94.129, 8.8.8.8
DNS domain name:
DNS connection suffix:
DNS search suffix list:
Network name: Network
Network category: Private
Connectivity (IPv4/IPv6): Connected to Internet / Connected to unknown network


I am going to explain in details what the IB does to me when i am sitting at home.


My neighbour in Sonarpur Bose Pukur More is a mad woman who screams out at random. Now. IB has linked it together to my vocal chords. The type of sound which appears in my vocal chords is the exact scream she does. and my ears go extra sensitive and move back and forth. So, what happens is that when she screams, my body literally jumps up. they make the sound and make me jump. at the same time, my brain goes blank and i cant ignore the sound . its like someone has really slapped me hard in the face and i cant do anything. this goes in every evening since IB/RAW started targeting me. Now, what they do is, they make the sound , give a half second pause and then some body part of mine will shiver. once they have made the woman scream, they pull my ear back and forth and the scream reverberates in my whole body. So, I am sitting shit scared of my surroundings. you know when this stops ? when i'm writing about them. as if it doesn't happen.

imagine the kind of pain I am in. being in constant terror of my own government's intelligence agencies. bloody terrorists they are. just using power to torture me for no reason. i feel like an ISI agent in India, I am being subjected to that amount of cruelty and torture from my own government. My "mother", the local IB branch.

the first day it happened, a guy appeared below my window said" today it was a bit too much"

it has never stopped since then and has increased. Can anyone help me ?

and please do not join any indian government agency like IB or RAW. they use fear as a recruitment tool. not my game.

anyway i will reveal a lot more. i know the identity of an IB/RAW honey trap woman. i will write it here and take her out of her job soon. i will not live in constant fear of the intelligence bureau of india.

right now this woman was screaming, my ears were doing that back and forth thing. when i started writing it, it went down. see ? it's not natural. this is how the IB/RAW treats me.

and they wanted me to join them like my stupid *censored* father did. LoL...

few months back, someone from china east coast was trying to hack into my computer. peerblock was constantly blocking him. i want the Chinese and the bloody porkis to hack into my computer and trace the signal back to IB. ching chongs and porkchops, oblige me.

FYI : how is this done ? using your body's own electricity. do you know the human body produces around 100 watts of power ? the human brain produces enough electricity to power a small light bulb ? all they do is put you in an environment with electrical wires around you or a high power source of electricity which will create a magnetic field. namely, your house provided you don't live in a mud hut. now years and years of government research has enabled them to focus this magnetic field to affect you. what they do is, direct this magnetic field (which is constant cause so is the house) to your brain and use the electricity produced by your own brain to specific parts of the brain. if they want you to forget something, they will "direct" my own brain's electricity to the portion of the brain which stores memory. use the electric current to run through that particular portion of brain. get my drift ? hour house and its magnetic field --your brain--your brain's own electricity--focusing it on a singular part of brain according to what you want to do with the brain. actually it is very simple. so now, the brain is under your control as long as you're in that location surrounded by that magnetic field, likewise direct your own electricity to your ears instead of brains and your ears will do a back and forth like mine do. it becomes more sensitive. you will get trained to hear better. you will catch sounds like an animal does. you get the drift ? what they do with me, is use this to the extreme to scare me. this is the intelligence agency black magic. atleast in india. and this can be turned on and off like a switch. cause it's electrical in nature. now here's the best part : you're paying for it. your house's electricity bill will double. and nothing you can do about it. like me. forced to come on line with these dark secrets of the black magic of intelligence agencies.

every IB/RAW agent in India has this system in their body.

read more about electricity and human body if you're interested in joining any intelligence agency. fear is not my game. maybe for you.
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Jeez! Did you see a Nun appear in your window too, BTW? Sometime it appears. Its a part of anti-christian state funded zionist nazi communist imperial propaganda by IB/RAW/NDS/CIA/MOSAD/GRU/MI6/Whatever-Chi-Coms-have.

BTW, about electricity, you know how static electricity is affected by metals? Like if you are in a car and lightening strikes then you are safe because of skinning effect of electricity?

You should try the same thing! You know, protect the most vulnerable part of your body. Your brain!!!!11

What you need is some kind of metal shielding around your brain. Try helmet made out of pure metal. Or say an old metal cap, you know like the old English knights used to wear? That one!1 May be an antique store near you might sell it to you.

Another good --and cheap 1 2 !!111-- option is to fold one helmet or cap. You know how to fold paper boats, right? Its similar.

If you don't know, here :

Just do it till the step 1. The paper should now resemble a hat.

The main part though. You need to do it using a aluminium/tin foil though!!!11111 Like this gentleman is doing

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Believe me, this contraption can block upto 97.26% of all electromagnetic brain-linking-coupling-controlling-manipulating waves. Its a life save!111

I mean when I was 16, I used to hear emails being sent across the classroom, over Wife. Its scary! People were writing horrible things about us!!11 You know we are three of us. The me, the mini-me and the micro-me. And google talk is worse! It is not encrypted to it is very easy to hear what other person is writing and they write the bad things. My mom made one for me and I hear nothing no more.

Cat Shannon said:
you know whats funny ? my dog gets affected too.
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Its not funny dude! Its real!!!
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Some people have to protect their pets too!!111

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Paro said:
lol. Where the heck did you even find this chain of command image :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Long time ago people were trolling a cult called Scientology. Their exploits are documented in various places on the internet. It contains some really messed up and hilarious parts. This one comes from that.

I once made a presentation on 'internet cultural phenomenon' for scoring credits to graduate. So I knew about it. It was a simple activity based course where I could get passing grades by making and presenting something which explored cultural phenomenons on internet. So I did this.
 
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